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Book Release: Professor Wiztinkle and Ginormous Jay vs. Fartina Stincovich!

Book Releases


We are very excited to announce the release of Jeff Pfeiffer’s latest book, Professor Wiztinkle and Ginormous Jay vs. Fartina Stincovich!

Blimps/dirigibles! Sewers, rats, cheese, and a mutant alligator! A flying van! A scorpion drone! Karate! A frikkin‛ Demolecularizer for crying out loud! Not to mention a robot dog versus a real dog! Who‛s got the better sniffer?

Are you sure you‛re ready for this? Okay, but it‛s pretty awesome, so I hope that you are truly, once and for all ready for this. What is this? If you have to ask, maybe you‛re not really ready for this. You are really, really ready, you say? For this?
Okay, okay.

This is the first of many stories about Professor Wiztinkle and Ginormous Jay. Who are they? You keep asking questions like you‛re not ready for this. I‛ll tell you anyway. They are a super science technologist duo. They live in University City and work in the science and technology department of O! State University, which lies at the heart of University City. When they‛re not inventing amazing inventions of amazement, they‛re called upon to be superheroes, if you will, to save the city and sometimes the world.

Professor Wiztinkle is a super genius and one half of the amazing duo, the other half being his super-science partner Ginormous Jay, a hyper-intelligent gorilla in a leather jacket and a unitard. Together they must face the villain of the sewers, Fartina Stincovich, as she and her cohort—Billy “Buttface” McFarter and accompanying stenchmen—threaten to drop dirty diapers into the Old n‛ Grungy river, and more terrible still, into University City‛s water supply!

So I ask you again: Are. You. Ready. For. This?

Order your copy of Professor Wiztinkle and Ginormous Jay vs. Fartina Stincovich! from a major retailer or request it from your favorite local bookstore today!

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Book Release: Little Pig’s Big Shot

Author Spotlight, Book Releases

What a wonderful accomplishment for Jeanie Smallwood on the publication and release of her new book, Little Pig’s Big Shot!

Little Pig’s Big Shot is the biblical story of David a Goliath adapted into the three little pigs. While everyone knows about the big bad wolf that blew the houses down, not everyone is well versed in Bible stories. Little Pig took the wolf out with just a sling and a stone because his faith was in God alone and knew God would use him, in spite of his size. Just as God made David courageous, strong and wise, he’ll do the same for you, no matter your size. Read the Bible, it will give you wisdom within. God will fight your battles for you and you’ll win.

Jeanie Smallwood loves to write children’s stories about the friendship, love, and kindness of God. With colorful illustrations and heartfelt characters, Jeanie aims to inspire readers to be confident, brave, loving, kind, and to know how special they are.

Jeanie lives in Ohio with her husband. She treasures time with her family, prayer, worship, sharing the word of God, and  enjoys writing Christian poetry.

Order your copy of Little Pig’s Big Shot from a major retailer or request it from your favorite local bookstore today!

America should be reading your book. We help authors just like you publish books that win in a competitive marketplace. Click here to book a free one-on-one consultation with a publishing expert. We’ll answer your questions and advise you on the best way to publish your book.